energy drinks...

So the new 5 hour energy drink commercials have started to piss me off...

"Would you eat 12 teaspoons of sugar?" Yes I would. Throw those 12 teaspoons in some water, and we call that KoolAid.

5 hour energy and it's other energy "shot" companions fall in the same category- they taste disgusting. They don't wake you up by what's in them- they wake you up by the taste. Trust me. I've tried a bunch of them. You wake up cause your tastebuds are going "Sweet fuck, what the hell did you do to me?!" *goes to vomit* Trust me- they're some of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted. I had one that was listed as "chocolate"... Just thinking about that one makes me remember the vomit...

I will stick to my tasty energy drinks. Thank you much.